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GODDAMNIT, I FORGOT.

I'm not insanity's whipping boy!

I just drew a marshmellow with a human leg coming out the side and two tree frog limbs and a nipple and a snaztacular hat and probably some more stuff and I think he's one of the most genuine creatures I've ever met because I made him declare "I am horrible!" in a generic speech bubble.

Current Location: The inner thighs of sweet lady mattress.
Current Mood: Undefined, apparently.
Current Music: Why, Miranda Sex Garden, my good man.

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DON'T FRET, MY ADORING FANDOMS, MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN SHIFTING AROUND IN ITS COFFIN THAT I MADE FOR IT AS IT RUSHED TOWARD A FINAL DESTINATION SO BLOODY THAT IT

my computer's dead and hoo am I sleepy.

As previously .. yelled? No, no, it was more of belted out enthusiastically. As previously signed, don't worry. I've been preparing for winter in the most logical and functional ways known to man. Observe:



I am also evolving (Or is it devolving?) ((GAHAHHAHAH THE EARTH IS ROUND, SUCKAHS.)) into some manner of feathered hooligan.



And, now, to defeat the western stereotypes at their own game. USURPING THE CROWN.
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vixenchick007 (10:25:39 PM): you dont know her
vixenchick007 (10:25:42 PM): hahahaha
xxx Lets do it (10:25:44 PM): Is she present?
vixenchick007 (10:25:52 PM): not at the moment
xxx Lets do it (10:25:56 PM): Hot damn!
xxx Lets do it (10:26:01 PM): ..
xxx Lets do it (10:26:03 PM): Just take off your pants.
xxx Lets do it (10:26:05 PM): And sit there.
xxx Lets do it (10:26:11 PM): So when she comes in, it's a little heavy for her.
xxx Lets do it (10:26:21 PM): And she rubs the back of her head while avoiding eye contact.
xxx Lets do it (10:26:29 PM): "Uhmm.. I made some.. poptarts?"

Kwahahahah. MISCHEIF.

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Current Location: Moonbounce pretense.
Current Mood: bouncy bouncy
Current Music: Annoy me, Techno!

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Love will always make you feel like you're five years old..

Eternally youthful.

Current Mood: horny Marginally sexual.
Current Music: MARGARITA MARGARITA IN THIS HOUSE WE SING.

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Whorecake McGimmons: no.. what can we do?
I did this from top to bottom and I'm tired of nuns. How about caterpillars? Tourrette's-Wracked Caterpillar: We can cause mayhem and ruin people's hair.
AUGH ENOUGH: ..
Nunfoolery: Ok.
Alphabetically Challenged Nun: I'll take a REALLY hot shower beforehand.
Subpar Nun: So I'll be sizzlin' to the touch.
Yugo Nun: And as I walk by people with straightened hair, you'll dump a bucket of water on me, so that the steam will INCINERATE THEIR PERFECT TRESSES.
Stank Nun: And I'll just shrug apologetically and take home the trophy.
Super Nun: There is a trophy, right
Expectant Nun: ?
Whorecake McGimmons: tzso hiewt
Whokecake McGimmons: .. I'm pretty sure yes
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Later, if I feel the need to expose myself to ten million people, I'll make this decorative and then scratch my testicles triumphantly.

You never know.
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